One day a man is speeding on the interstate and a police officer falls in behind him and turns on the lights.

The man thinks, "I can get away from this COP..." He commenses to increase his speed and escape from this officer.
After a minute or so, he realizes that he's not going to escape, so he pulls over.
The Police Officer steps up to the window of his vehicle and tells the man, "I was on my way home and have had a very long day. If you can give me a good enough excuse, I'll let you go with a warning."
The man thinks for a second and says to the officer, "About two weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. I honestly thought that you were him trying to give her back to me..."